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Thursday 24, Jan 2008

Congress continues steroid investigation / waste of time

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Congress, steroids, baseballCongress has again issued a subpoenas to a baseball player. Sounds like Barry Bonds’ legacy on steroids continues? The waster of taxpayer money continues!!! Now many of you might be very skeptical reading a blog about steroids on a steroids related site, but I assure you the intentions here are honorable. Let me show you the real truth about steroids in congress and your tax dollars:

Have you heard about H.R. 2565?

H.R. 2565 is a bill to reauthorize the Office of National Drug Control Policy Act and to establish minimum drug-testing standards for major professional sports leagues = steroids testing

do you know the COST for these steroids tests to the USA taxpayer?

CBO estimates that implementing H.R. 2565 would cost nearly $2.5 billion over the
2006-2010 period, assuming appropriation of the necessary amounts. (source: cbo.gov)

So you do the math, do YOU want to spend $2,500,000,000 of tax dollars on testing baseball players for steroids or should this money be spent on boosting the USA economy? why don’t you think that one over!

Wednesday 23, Jan 2008

Celebrities on Steroids: Wyclef , 50cent , Timbaland , Mary J. Blige

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rap steroids gangIt is official, the new U2 data from our CIA spy planes has revealed that Wyclef , 50cent , Timbaland , Mary J. Blige are all using steroids (as if it wasn’t obvious). The U2 spy plan, unfortunately, was only concentrating on steroids and forget the over $15,000,000 USD worth of recreational drugs (yearly est. figure) such as marijuana (weed), cocaine, crack and meth (speed/ice) that is used by rappers every day. We just forget the cocaine and concentrate on steroids. Where did they buy steroids? that’s the first question. It was a legitimate pharmacy that issued prescriptions after a blood test and phone consultations. Thus, it wasn’t doing anything wrong at the time until the government said otherwise.  Basically, they did everything by the book but the book was changed!

Alleged steroid use:

Mary J. Blige: Anavar + HGH (human growth hormone)

50cent: Testosterone + HGH

Timbaland: HGH and Deca durabolin / testosterone

Wyclef: unknown but possibly HGH and testosterone of a sort

Tuesday 22, Jan 2008

USA National problems all solved, Congress now talks steroids ???

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steroids baseball congressHaving finally fixed the failed war in Iraq, and with the USA economy at it’s “best” levels in years, Congress has decided to attend to the most important matter for the USA: which baseball players are lying about steroid use.

The great USA legislators have decided that the huge threats posed to the US national security by baseball players using steroids cannot be handle by one government branch. Thus, the FBI has launched a separate investigation into whether baseball players used steroids then lied about it!

Thank god that America is now SAFE from terrorists, so FBI can now focus on steroid use in baseball! Just a suggestion, let’s get the CIA involved so we can send the U2 spy plane to fly over baseball stadiums and monitor possible steroid use in the baseball players locker rooms.

Tuesday 22, Jan 2008

Congress Finally Acts On Steroids!

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THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTICLES I’VE EVER READ LOL!

Congress has taken a lot of heat lately for its invertebrate behavior, but on one issue Congress has stood tall, hit hard, and Rambo-ed up. As a citizen of this fine country, I can only say, “Thank you Congress, for protecting our nation in its hour of dire need.” My gratitude is not misplaced. Congress has made up for unconscionably supporting the Iraq War, approving judges who are political and religious fanatics for whom the Constitution may as well be handi-wipes, for performing unspeakable acts (figuratively speaking) with special interest lobbyists, for buying whole-heartedly into the myth of Homeland Security (both as a concept and a Department), and – in the case of the House of Representatives – passing the already infamous Radicalization “Thought Crime” Act (HR 1955).

Yet all is forgiven because Congress has inserted itself between we the people and the greatest threat to our well-being since Carrie Underwood. I am talking, of course, about its ongoing investigation of the steroid issue and its response to that tome that has now taken its place alongside “The Pentagon Papers” and Isaac Newton’s Principia Mathematica: “The Mitchell Report”.

Now I know that the honorable Congresspersons on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee aren’t only investigating steroids. But they are making a pretty big deal of it and spending quite a bit of time pursuing such critical national issues as Miguel Tejada, Roger Clemens, and just when Bud Selig “knew”. Hopefully, as the probe continues, we will find out Barry Bonds’s hat size, how many needles went into how many butts, and whether Jose Canseco used steroids in writing his book.

Fortunately, we can clarify these and other related issues by an interview with a committee member who agreed to meet with me on one of the side streets near Fenway Park where I myself have on occasion purchased Red Sox tickets from entrepreneurial scalpers operating in the best capitalist tradition of the old Boston merchantmen.

As I sidled through the shadows cast by the now empty relic of recent World Series glory, I felt the same thrill that many an undercover operative must have experienced as they played spy versus spy in the Cold War strasse of Berlin. Perhaps in this very square of sidewalk a visiting Yankee had met his shady steroid connection and purchased the forbidden ambrosial pharmaceutical before a key game with the rival Crimson Hose! How many muscle-bound, totally ripped sultans of swat had committed their crimes against the Republic just out of reach of the friendly Kenmore Square cop on the beat? And here I was, about to snare an exclusive interview with Congressperson…aha, sorry, the interview was granted only on condition of anonymity!

BK: Congress Person (CP), tell me, where does this steroid problem stand in terms of Congress’s top priorities? Is this your most important investigation?

CP: Well Bart, after steroids, we’ll be investigating protein levels in power bars, and then, if the public demands, we’re going to find out just how many NBA players were stretched by their parents so they’d gain an unfair advantage over other kids on their school teams.

BK: Are you aware of all the steps being taken to disenfranchise voters in the coming presidential election?

CP: I believe, and Bart, you can take this to the bank – don’t forget to deposit it in my campaign chest – that any voter whose name is in any way linked with steroids does not deserve to exercise his – or her – constitutional right to vote.

BK: What about voters who are poor, black, or elderly? Should they be forced to stand on line for hours to vote because old and malfunctioning voting machines have been purposely placed in their precincts? What about people with the same name as convicted felons – should they have to prove they are not that person before they can vote. Should anyone without a national I.D. be denied the exercise of their most important right as citizens? And what the hell is a national I.D. card?

CP: I’m not sure, but I’ll trade you one for a Barry Bonds rookie card and two Roger Clemens from his alleged steroid years in Toronto. Won Cy Young awards both years! And a baseball Beanie Baby doll to be named later.

BK: Let’s move on. This may just be me, but I seem to be hearing a lot more noise from Congress about steroids in baseball than I have about the widespread corruption in our occupation of Iraq.

CP: We have it on the best authority that al Qaeda operatives infiltrating Iraq are in fact pumped up on the very same hormones that were responsible for at least 647 documented homeruns hit between 1997 and 2004.

BK: Well, actually I was referring to the billions of dollars assigned to construction projects in Iraq that have just disappeared, the armory’s worth of missing weaponry, the money trail that disappears once it enters Halliburton’s coffers, the relationship of Blackwater to the Bush administration, the killing and rape and torture of untold numbers of Iraqis, and sexual violence committed against female American soldiers by male comrades. Just for starters.

CP: Bart, you seem like a nice guy. Ever play ball?

BK: Sure, I…

CP: Ever use steroids?

BK: No, but you’re not investigating me. I was asking about Iraq.

CP: Do you enjoy gladiator movies?

BK: They’re usually a little short on plot and character for my taste.

CP: My point exactly! Gladiators used to bulk up on steroids. Now if the terrorists use them, they’ll be that much tougher to get rid of! Bovine growth hormone is no different than a weapon of mass destruction.

BK: Is that why Congress is investigating Manuel Tejada and Roger Clemens? Aren’t their personal cases a matter for the courts and major league baseball? I mean, have you noticed that the economy is tanking and that other than selling off American banks to foreign investors, Congress and the President aren’t doing that much about it?

CP: What about mortgage relief?

BK: Too little too late but anything’s appreciated I suppose. What about New Orleans? Has Congress done anything to help people return to their homes? Is it true the powers that be do not want persons of color back in the city? What about schools? Health facilities? Their homes? Does it make sense to destroy city after city in Iraq and then appropriate hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild them – not that they’re really getting rebuilt – while we ignore the destruction of one of America’s own great cities?

CP: Let me say, Bart, I am a strong supporter of the New Orleans Saints. And I almost wish – now don’t quote me on this, this is totally off the record – that Reggie Bush had taken steroids. Might have gotten more yardage out of him this year. I missed the spread three times because of that fella.

BK: Yes, but you see, CongressPerson, I think the public would really rather you looked into something substantive, like the distribution of Pentagon weapons to police forces around the country or the fixing of oil prices. Or the widespread corruption that shrieks from every pore of this odious administration. At least give it as much attention as you gave the stain on Monica’s blue dress.

CP: Great song, that “Devil With a Blue Dress”.

BK: Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels.

CP: I love the Motor City. Notice that Romney won Michigan? Wonder if he takes steroids? I’ll ask Selig when I get him on the stand. Hey Bart, do you know that as a member of Congress I get the best health care available in America free for life – and my little dog too! Haha, not really Toto, but my whole family as well.

BK: Hmm, CP, can I ask you about health care?

CP: No single payer plans. We’re not a bunch of socialists here. Now I’ve got to go bail out a few more banks. Those fellas are just drunk on deregulation. Pumping cash through their systems like they’re steroids. After we give ‘em a few billion, we’ll be ready to go after Knoblauch and Pettite. Then you’ll really see Congress in action.

BK: I’m starting to think I’d rather see Congress inaction than in action.

The Green Monster loomed above as I trudged through shin-deep snow to my favorite watering hole. High overhead the Coke bottles shone in the moonlight and the Citgo sign bestowed its enigmatic blessings upon us all. I heard the flag flapping overhead and raised my eyes to gaze at Old Glory. WWJD, I thought. What would Jefferson do in the face of the steroid threat? Would Daniel Webster join Senators Charles Schumer and Chuck Grassley in grandstanding as they clamored for laws about steroids and athletes while war raged, the economy trembled, and New Orleans lay buried by neglect? Hmm, the same Schumer who folded on so many issues these past few years. But hell, if Congress gets to the bottom of Barry Bonds’s hat size, maybe it’ll be worth it after all.

Sunday 20, Jan 2008

Sherk still denying steroid use (UFC)

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Sherk steroids ufcI’m not the first guy to toot his horn about steroid use or abuse allegations, but Sean Sherk is starting to annoy me.  Buddy, be a man, just man up that you used deca durabolin and live with it!  I’m so tired of seeing people bullshit and lie about steroid use.  Let’s be men about it.  You used steroids, you got caught and you got suspended.  Later you will get a shot at getting your title back from a drugged up BJ Penn.  Does BJ penn use steroids? see my last post about him.  Obviously the UFC had a hard choice, to suspend a champion or face up to his steroid use.

Overall Shreks steroid excuses are kind of lame anyhow.  He says a supplement he used was tainted by steroids? please, how is that possible since deca durabolin is only effective in injectable form.  Stop the BS Sean.

 glucosamine supplement he took was later found to be contaminated with a testosterone booster. But he said if that’s how the steroid got into his body, he can’t understand how he should be held responsible for it.

“Even if it was a tainted supplement, I had no intentions of taking it and it was somebody else’s error,” Sherk said. “I think they should be at fault rather than me. Contamination of supplements is an issue. There have been people who have tested positive in the past for that reason, but I don’t think the fighter should be held responsible. It’s not the fighter’s fault.” 

Sunday 20, Jan 2008

RESEARCHSUPPLY.COM sentencing

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RESEARCHSUPPLY.COM owner was sentenced today, albeit for no reason.  He is being put in jail for selling legal items which were misused by the enduser.  Something a steroid user might have used badly?
Basically, they have convicted him of selling legal items which someone else may or may not have used for illegal activity?
Does anyone else get a bad feeling about the legal system in the USA? I mean jesus what’s next?  The guy sold kits that could have been used to convert just about anything; INCLUDING aromatherapy products, textiles and of course steroids.

Did anyone mention this is a COMPLETE and  utter waste of taxpayer money? steroid busts, the media attention, congress hearings etc.. will NOT stop the industry.  There will always be guys outside the system.  The amazing waste of taxdollars finding steroid users is just unbelievable, just look at the latests statistics.

 A Florida man pleads guilty to selling drug paraphernalia to steroids users over the Internet.

It’s the latest in a string of cases brought by federal prosecutors in Rhode Island against people profiting from the illegal trade of steroids or human growth hormone.

Bryon Parker of Delray Beach admitted in federal court in Providence yesterday that he operated a Web site that sold the materials needed to convert anabolic steroid powder into an injectable liquid.

He sold the supplies to buyers across the country, including an unidentified informant in Rhode Island. Parker faces a maximum of three years in prison when he’s sentenced on March 28. But prosecutors have agreed to recommend a reduced sentence.

Saturday 19, Jan 2008

UFC 80: BJ Penn on steroids?

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bj penn before and after steroidsThe outcome of UFC 80 is a bit surprising but a bit predictable. 1st, BJ penn beat Joe Stevenson with a choke hold in the 2nd round. 2nd, BJ Penn was using steroids. You heard me right! the same guy what was talking shit about Sherk about using steroids is obviously on some sort of drugs. Take a look at his before and after pics. He looks like a different person, which makes me believe he’s using some performance enhancing drugs. It seems the irony is his shit talking about steroid use will eventually backfire! Don’t worry, even if he does pass the drug test it doesn’t mean he wasn’t using steroids, it just means he wasn’t caught.

Ok here you go UFC 80 results:

BJ Penn Wins by Submission (Choke) at 4:02 in the 2nd round
Fabricio Werdum Wins by Technical Knock Out at 4:34 in the 2nd round
Marcus Davis Wins by Knock Out at 1:04 in the 1st round
Wilson Gouveia Wins by Knock Out at 0:37 in the 2nd round
Jorge Rivera Wins by Technical Knock Out at 1:20 in the 1st round
Antoni Hardonk Wins by TKO Stoppage (Referee) at 0:17 in the 1st round
Paul Kelly Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round
Alessio Sakara Wins by Technical Knock Out at 1:30 in the 1st round
Sam Stout Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round

Saturday 19, Jan 2008

Mitchell steroid report accomplishments?

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steroids in baseballAfter having reviewed a huge portion of the Mitchell steroids report, I have come to the following conclusion. Mr. Mitchell has WAY too much time on his hands! Let’s face it, exactly what was accomplished by revealing the 80+ names of steroid users in baseball? what is the huge issue here? Fans do NOT care, Americans do NOT care, then why is congress spending MILLIONS of dollars of US taxpayer money on steroid hearings?

Let’s be fair, before 2004, the MLB had NO drug testing policy, so what exactly did these players do wrong? can someone explain that to me. It’s not, X amount of anabolic steroids and HGH = X amount of homeruns! that’s not true at all. It’s training that makes the homeruns happen not steroids.

People forget about steroids faster then 8tracks (what tracks?). In the end of the day, baseball revenue has hit peak times with huge all time high numbers coming to games!

Friday 18, Jan 2008

Steroids help bones

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It seems steroids are actually good for your health, and steroids are saving lives as we speak!

Low testosterone levels may boost the risk of fractures for men over 60

Steroid use by men who are over 45 has shown to help increase bone density, at the same time HGH (human growth hormone) use has prolonged the life of many vital organs in the body.

Steroids are a godsend for MANY men, and should be considered a VITAL medical tool.

Friday 18, Jan 2008

Another arrest in Australia

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This arrest was more downlow, a bit of traffic stop with steroids involved.

ACT police stopped the car on the Federal Highway in Canberra’s north this morning.

During a search of the vehicle, officers allegedly found 375 vials of steroids.

375 vials of steroids, shouldn’t be that bad considering that they are not worth $100,000 as claimed by the authorities there.  Let’s do the math, $375 * $20/vial = $7,500 USD, about $92,500 USD SHORT! of the claimed sum in the steroid bust.  An average steroid cycle is about 10-15 vials, so this was enough for what, about a years supply for the 2 bodybuilders.  Nothing major when you look at the facts!

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