George W. Bush steroidsPresident Bush has signed an agreement against use of steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in sports. The agreement has, in fact, been adopted by UNESCO in 2005 and whose purpose is “to promote the prevention of and the fight against doping in sport, with a view to its elimination.”

Under the agreement, anti-doping violations include:

•    use or attempted use of a prohibited substance or a prohibited method; possession of prohibited substances or methods;
•    tampering, or attempting to tamper, with any part of the doping control; and
•    administration of a prohibited substance or a prohibited method to any athlete, or assisting, encouraging, aiding, abetting, covering up, or any other type of complicity involving an anti-doping rule violation or any attempted violation.

With just a few months to go before he leaves the White House, we just hope that this pact does not constitute a legacy in President Bush’s vocabulary. If it does, we’d say: WHAT THE PACT? WE WANT SOMETHING MORE THAN THIS, SIR! We mean, come on, an anti-steroid agreement?